The death of pop superstar Michael Jackson has caused a black-hole- like news vortex to emerge, covering the United States and most of the... »
Nintendo Wii to launch Facebook the videogame
For those who can't get enough of a Facebook fix through their computer or IPhone, rest... »
Man who finds Megan Fox “not hot” shunned by society
A man who claims to find Megan Fox "totally unappealing" and "not hot at all" says he is being ostracized from his community by former... »
Satan to claim souls of The Jonas Brothers this year
The souls of the Jonas Brothers will be claimed by years end representatives for the Devil... »
Sidney Crosby named Hockey God
Sidney Crosby was the youngest player in NHL history to win the Art Ross Trophy, was the youngest player to be named a full team... »
Stanley Cup victory causes crime spree across Pittsburgh
The majority of the people who live in the city of Pittsburgh stayed up late to celebrate the Penguins stunning victory last night in the... »
Rhinestone Redux? Miley Cyrus remakes 80’s classic
Fox Films announced today that it plans to remake the 1984 Sylvester Stallone/Dolly Parton classic Rhinestone as a starring vehicle for Miley Cyrus. The wonderful... »
Mets recall cardboard cutout of Johan Santana
The New York Mets have had major issues with their starting pitching this season. From Oliver Perez, to Jon Niese, to Tim Redding, the... »
Hiring of blind offensive coordinator irks Manning
Peyton Manning has been very vocal about his displeasure with the coaching changes made this off-season to the staff of the Indianapolis Colts. That continued... »
Randy Johnson credits his success to his mullet
Randy Johnson is fast approaching 300 career wins, but the five time Cy Young winner and future Hall of Fame pitcher says he has only... »