Archive for May, 2009

In the wake of Jay Leno handing over the reins of the Tonight Show to Conan O’Brien, backstage resentment from Jay Leno’s chin over the choice of successor has begun to reveal itself.   Rumors have been circulating that Leno’s chin privately felt that he was the better choice since NBC announced O’Brien would take over [...]

Most everyone outside of Orlando who watched the series between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Orlando Magic was hoping that Lebron James and the Cavaliers would advance to the NBA finals to face Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers. That would be the ideal match-up, pitting the two biggest stars in [...]

Not since Steve Bartman has there been a bigger goat in Chicago.
This past season when Mike Moorhead wore his lucky Chicago Blackhawks jersey, his favorite team had a record of 22 -1. The only time they lost was on March 3 in a 3-2 overtime defeat at the [...]

The New York Yankees are finally considering moving the outfield fences back–Not because of the 82 homeruns hit in  just the first 21 games played there, but because of the ones hit in game 22.  Yankee Stadium hosted the first New York Little League Championship game early Thursday morning and the crowd in attendance got [...]

Just hours after winning the Indianapolis 500,  Helio Castroneves was rushed to the hospital with severe stomach pains. Castroneves doubled over in pain following his third victory of the famed race and had to be taken by ambulance to the Wishard Memorial Hospital for treatment. A family spokesman said the driver suffers from “severe lactose [...]

Jake Peavy to the New York Mets? The Cubs? The Brewers? The Potheads?
Moldy Cheese has learned that the San Diego Padres’ front office is apparently so upset at the pitcher’s veto of the trade that would have sent him to the Chicago White Sox this week that they are considering sending him to their class [...]

The Cubs are dying, but it’s not in the pennant race. After a classic meltdown by Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano, the lovable losers were left without the team’s biggest asset: its Gatorade dispenser.   Zambrano smashed the team’s drink machine after becoming enraged upon his ejection for arguing a call with the home plate umpire. All [...]

After two lopsided defeats at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins, the Carolina Hurricanes were forced by the NHL early this morning to change their name to the Carolina Thunderstorms. The Penguins defeated the Hurricanes by scores of 7-4 and 6-2 in their last two match-ups and have taken a commanding 3-0 lead in the [...]

Family and friends of former Green Bay Packer and New York Jets quartback Brett Favre are privately concerned over the retired quarterback’s recent inability to make decisions of any kind. While the debate of joining the Minnesota Vikings has been the story to make headlines, it is the decisions in [...]

Pittsburgh. Home of the Steel Curtain defense, Iron City beer and the Roethlisberger….burger? Chaos ensued late Thursday night at famed local eatery Peppi’s when a teenager who worked there vicously attacked a customer over an order for the sandwich named after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. “He just wouldn’t stop,” said the accused [...]

Double booked at the Pepsi Center ? Yes, its true. The WWE had booked the Denver Nugget’s home for this week’s ‘Monday Night Raw’ months ago, but were told this week that they will be unable to use the facilities due to the Nuggets hosting the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 4 of [...]

A new and potentially dangerous disease is emergeing here in America, causing doctors and scientists to worry that the spread of the illness may soon cause a global pandemic. Dubbed Season Finale Syndrome, or SFS, the disease seemingly manifests itself in people overly affected, distraught, or pissed off over the season finale of their [...]

Michael Vick was viciously bitten by a dog as he was being released from prison Wednesday morning. The wound on his ankle was severe enough that Vick had to return to the prison hospital for treatment. Vick, the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback, was being released to home confinement after serving a 19-month sentence for financing a dog-fighting ring. The dog, a 5-year-old rottweiler by the name of Crosby, was apparently lying in wait for Vick outside the prison walls.

A promotion designed to capitalize on the publicity Somali pirates have received in recent months turned ugly last week at a baseball game at PNC Park in Pittsburgh. The Pittsburgh Pirates play had them recently mired in an 8 game losing streak and facing rapidly falling attendance. This compelled owner Robert Nutting [...]