Archive for June, 2009

The death of pop superstar Michael Jackson has caused a black-hole- like news vortex to emerge, covering the United States and most of the rest of the world.  This vortex has sucked any news item not related to Michael Jackson item into its belly and has essentially left most of the world wondering if [...]

For those who can’t get enough of a Facebook fix through their computer or IPhone, rest easy, help is on the way.   The makers of the Nintendo Wii,  in conjunction with the creators of Facebook,  announced plans today to release “Facebook:  The video game” in early fall of this year.   The game will  re-create the [...]

A man who claims to find Megan Fox “totally unappealing” and “not hot at all” says he is being ostracized from his community by former friends and family members.   Timothy Forejt, 32, of Ithaca, NY says since he has made vocal his opinion on Ms. Fox’s level of attractiveness people throughout the peaceful city of [...]

The souls of the Jonas Brothers will be claimed by years end representatives for the Devil announced today. According to court documents obtained for this story, the trio signed their souls over to Beelzebub six years ago in return for “more success and fame than they could ever possibly deserve.”    The Devil seems ready [...]

Sidney Crosby was the youngest player in NHL history to win the Art Ross Trophy, was the youngest player to be named a full team captain, was the youngest player in NHL history to record 100 points in a season, and just last week became the youngest captain in NHL history to win the Stanley [...]

The majority of the people who live in the city of Pittsburgh stayed up late to celebrate the Penguins stunning victory last night in the Stanley Cup Finals, but hundreds of the late-night revelers paid a steep price for it by having their homes and businesses robbed, Pittsburgh police said this morning.  Due to excessive [...]

A local cat was heard to be yowling and growling quite loudly this evening as he was being taken to the vet by his obviously cruel and heartless owner.  “Mosley” was due for his annual checkup and booster shots in July, but because his owner has plans for a trip out of town next month, [...]

While the New Kids on the Block have always had a very strong and vocal fan base with women and young girls across the world since their self-titled debut album dropped in 1986, their male fans have always quietly stayed behind the scenes out of fear of being ridiculed and being made fun of.  With [...]

Fox Films announced today that it plans to remake the 1984 Sylvester Stallone/Dolly Parton classic Rhinestone as a starring vehicle for Miley Cyrus.  The wonderful and beautifully made original found Stallone stretching his acting muscles as Nick Martenelli, a wise-cracking Italian cabdriver living in New York City.  When Parton’s country and western singer character, Jake, [...]

During his career as a player with the New York Knicks, Seattle Supersonics and the Orlando Magic, Patrick Ewing was known as one of the sweatiest players to ever play the game.  That trend has apparently continued as Mr. Ewing has transitioned into a coaching career as an assistant with the Orlando Magic.  “Oh man, [...]

The New York Mets have had  major issues with their starting pitching this season.   From Oliver Perez, to Jon Niese, to Tim Redding, the 5th starter spot has been a nightmare for the Mets.  However, the team made a major move to help their injury plagued  team today by recalling a cardboard cutout of [...]

12 year old pitching phenom Danny Murray obviously has a bit of growing and maturing to do before he reaches the major leagues, but he knows one thing for sure– he doesn’t want to play for the Pittsburgh Pirates.  “I’m telling you right now, the Pirates better not draft me.  I won’t sign with them,” [...]

Peyton Manning has been very vocal about his displeasure with the coaching changes made this off-season to the staff of the Indianapolis Colts.  That continued today with the hiring of Frank Slade as offense coordinator. Slade, who has been blind since birth, becomes the first sightless person to coach in the NFL.    Manning was quick [...]

Randy Johnson is fast approaching 300 career wins, but the five time Cy Young winner and future Hall of Fame pitcher says he has only one thing to thank for all the accomplishments he has achieved in his career.  And it’s not what you might think.  “It’s all mullet,” said the lanky, hard-throwing left-hander.  “It’s [...]

The ghost of Bea Arthur has been haunting her former Golden Girls cast mates according to friends and family of Betty White and Rue McClanahan.  Ms. Arthur died on April 25 2009 at the age of 86, but seemingly has yet to leave this world, as her spirit has been seen numerous times at the [...]