Satan to claim souls of The Jonas Brothers this year

Bye bye to the Jonas Brothers?

The souls of the Jonas Brothers will be claimed by years end representatives for the Devil announced today. According to court documents obtained for this story, the trio signed their souls over to Beelzebub six years ago in return for “more success and fame than they could ever possibly deserve.”    The Devil seems ready to make this their time to make good.  “Their contract is coming due December 31st,”  said the Devil’s agent Scott Boras.   ” I think we’ve been more than fair with the time we gave to their success.  My client looks forward to damning their souls for all eternity quite soon.”  The Moldy Cheese contacted representatives for the Jonas Brothers and were told that the Devil’s contract was “invalid.”  “They signed that contract without parental consent. There is no legality to it whatsoever,” attorneys for the singers said.     Mr. Boras responded that,”The contract is valid in hell, that’s all that matters. Soon this world will be minus these three boys.”

Mr. Boras had no comment when asked if the Devil’ s contracts with Miley Cyrus or Heidi Montag would be acted upon soon.

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