Entertainment
Michael Jackson’s death causes news vortex to cover world
Saturday, June 27th, 2009The death of pop superstar Michael Jackson has caused a black-hole- like news vortex to emerge, covering the United States and most of the rest of the world. This vortex has sucked any news item not related to Michael Jackson item into its belly and has essentially left most of the world wondering if [...]
Nintendo Wii to launch Facebook the videogame
Sunday, June 21st, 2009For those who can’t get enough of a Facebook fix through their computer or IPhone, rest easy, help is on the way. The makers of the Nintendo Wii, in conjunction with the creators of Facebook, announced plans today to release “Facebook: The video game” in early fall of this year. The game will re-create the [...]
Man who finds Megan Fox “not hot” shunned by society
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009A man who claims to find Megan Fox “totally unappealing” and “not hot at all” says he is being ostracized from his community by former friends and family members. Timothy Forejt, 32, of Ithaca, NY says since he has made vocal his opinion on Ms. Fox’s level of attractiveness people throughout the peaceful city of [...]
Satan to claim souls of The Jonas Brothers this year
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009The souls of the Jonas Brothers will be claimed by years end representatives for the Devil announced today. According to court documents obtained for this story, the trio signed their souls over to Beelzebub six years ago in return for “more success and fame than they could ever possibly deserve.” The Devil seems ready [...]
Men who love New Kids on the Block find solace with one another
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009While the New Kids on the Block have always had a very strong and vocal fan base with women and young girls across the world since their self-titled debut album dropped in 1986, their male fans have always quietly stayed behind the scenes out of fear of being ridiculed and being made fun of. With [...]
Rhinestone Redux? Miley Cyrus remakes 80’s classic
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Fox Films announced today that it plans to remake the 1984 Sylvester Stallone/Dolly Parton classic Rhinestone as a starring vehicle for Miley Cyrus. The wonderful and beautifully made original found Stallone stretching his acting muscles as Nick Martenelli, a wise-cracking Italian cabdriver living in New York City. When Parton’s country and western singer character, Jake, [...]
Ghost of Bea Arthur haunting remaining Golden Girls
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009The ghost of Bea Arthur has been haunting her former Golden Girls cast mates according to friends and family of Betty White and Rue McClanahan. Ms. Arthur died on April 25 2009 at the age of 86, but seemingly has yet to leave this world, as her spirit has been seen numerous times at the [...]
Jay Leno’s chin feels snubbed by NBC
Sunday, May 31st, 2009In the wake of Jay Leno handing over the reins of the Tonight Show to Conan O’Brien, backstage resentment from Jay Leno’s chin over the choice of successor has begun to reveal itself. Rumors have been circulating that Leno’s chin privately felt that he was the better choice since NBC announced O’Brien would take over [...]