World News
Michael Jackson’s death causes news vortex to cover world
Saturday, June 27th, 2009The death of pop superstar Michael Jackson has caused a black-hole- like news vortex to emerge, covering the United States and most of the rest of the world. This vortex has sucked any news item not related to Michael Jackson item into its belly and has essentially left most of the world wondering if [...]
SFS spreading across the country
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009A new and potentially dangerous disease is emergeing here in America, causing doctors and scientists to worry that the spread of the illness may soon cause a global pandemic. Dubbed Season Finale Syndrome, or SFS, the disease seemingly manifests itself in people overly affected, distraught, or pissed off over the season finale of their [...]