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A man who claims to find Megan Fox “totally unappealing” and “not hot at all” says he is being ostracized from his community by former friends and family members.   Timothy Forejt, 32, of Ithaca, NY says since he has made vocal his opinion on Ms. Fox’s level of attractiveness people throughout the peaceful city of Ithaca have treated him with hostility or simply have made him feel unwelcome.  “People are just shocked and angry that I don’t think she’s hot,” says Mr. Forejt.  “I mean she’s just not my type.  I don’t like tattoos and she looks like she’s led too hard of a lifestyle for my taste.” Mr. Forejt says he cannot go outside his home without receiving ridicule or taunts from his neighbors and that relationships with his family and friends have become tense or non-existent.  “My best friend Greg told me he didn’t want anything to do with me after I told him how I felt,” Mr. Forejt says sadly.  “My parents are also really disappointed in me.”

In a recent survey of men throughout the United States, 80% of men responded that they find Ms. Fox “totally, unbelievably fucking hot,” 12% said she is “boner-licious,” and 7% said “man she is really frickin’ hot.”  Only .000001% of those surveyed responded differently.  “How can you argue with that?,” asks Ithaca resident David Bender, 22.   “I mean did you see Transformers?  That was an awful movie, but goddamn she was hot in that.  I don’t want someone who thinks she’s not hot living around here.”  Some have called into question Mr. Forejt’s sexuality and sanity based upon his assertions.  “I’m totally straight and sane,” Mr. Forejt claims.  “I just like cute little blonds like Kristen Bell or Hayden Panettiere.”  Ithaca residents disagree however.  “That man has got to be nuts.  He’s a danger to all of us I’m sure,” says Betty Fairchild, 88.

The Moldy Cheese conacted representives for Ms. Fox on this matter and we were told that Ms. Fox is “extremely dissappointed” to hear of Mr. Forejt’s opinion.  “Megan will do whatever she can to persuade Mr. Forejt to think she’s hot in the coming months,” says a rep from her agency.  “Not going to happen,” responded Mr. Forejt upon hearing this.   Time will only tell I guess.